"Blue Lips" by Regina Spektor
Jim Kirk doing everything he can to be the best captain possible for his crew.
Jim Kirk learning the names and preferences of everyone on his ship, taking the time to learn about their past, their family, their hopes for the future, and never forgetting a single detail.
They take a day. No decisions yet, timing isn’t right.
Jody drives her home, and by home she means a place to stay and sleep and feel just a little safe. Her house will have to be home for now.
They take a few weeks, timing isn’t right.
Jody doesn’t call her any kind of name at first. She passes her dinner plates and calls her up to check on her while she’s at the station without the intimacy of a name, just hello and be home soon. If she minds, she doesn’t say.
They don’t talk about it until Jody wakes up to a scrap of paper on her pillow, the pen ink smeared from haste.
I think I like ‘Amy.’ What do you think?
She doesn’t mention it until they’re eating dinner that night, tacos with three different kinds of cheese.
The girl turns a dark shade of blush and Jody feels about two inches tall. Raising a teenage girl did not equal raising a school aged boy.
She stutters out an answer nonetheless. “Yeah. Well, I figured I’d stick with something in the ‘A’ department, but Annie just wasn’t fitting right anymore, you know?”
Jody didn’t know. Through all her tragedy, no one had ever taken her identity and warped it beyond recognition. Who was she to tell her she couldn’t be Amy?
"Well Amy, we’ll see if we can’t get that settled, don’t mean to brag but I do know a few people in the sheriff’s department."
Amy smiles and takes a big bite, laughing when her taco fillings spill onto her plate.
Roberto Orci, one of the writers of STXI and STID and the one who seems to have been the most vocal with general asshattery re: Kirk’s characterization and the sometimes fratty tone of the movies. He’s also historically acted like a spoiled child when faced with legitimate criticism of the movies from Trek fans. I could dig up links but I’m trying to write porn right now and don’t feel like making myself more annoyed than I am already.
Even though JJ is no longer at the helm of STXIII, Orci is still going to be on the writing team and is apparently angling to direct.
You can just look at this for links and further proof of Orci’s douchbaggery
seriously though no orci for stxiii here are some better qualified individuals to direct the next star trek film
- leonard nimoy
- william shatner
- my neurotic cousin
- a friendly cat
- but how about literally any individual who actually gives a crap about the franchise and doesn’t consistently antagonize and belittle the fans of that franchise in a condescending and unprofessional fashion that reflects poorly not only on himself but on the franchise as well!
- come on.
- leonard nimoy.
Happy Earth Day, listeners. Today is the only day that actually takes place on Earth. Everything else is a simulation, as always.
Don’t forget to recycle!
Jody Mills doesn’t need the Winchesters to save her.
Jody Mills saves herself.
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Hahaha good good, and the next movie should be a remake of ‘I, Mudd’ only at the end instead of copies of his ex-wife, it’d be copies of all the fans he called ‘shitty’ yelling at him and kicking him in the shins
fear of jody fucking mills is called logic
death once had a near-jody fucking mills experience
chuck norris wants to be jody fucking mills when he grows up